[Commlink] Query

[pitchblackpig]

I request everyone's three sizes.

Comments

[treasureglitters]

Large, extra large and triple portions.

[liquorstoredaughter]

No, none of your business and screw you.

[pitchblackpig]

♥♥ What a cute little slug you are. ♥♥

[fistsandfigures]

36-28-35.

Here at Portable Economic Services, we believe in being forward with our assets.

[liquorstoredaughter]

Exactly. Slugs are not sexy and therefore have no measurements to give. I think this is acceptable.

[itscatherinebitch]

Well, not to brag or anything, but let's just say that Marilyn got her inspiration from me

[bleachblondbeefcake]

Tall, built and long-legged.

[pitchblackpig]

♥♥ I want to look at you up close while you drag yourself across the ground like a slug, little humie.

[pitchblackpig]

Very nice. With measurements like that, I can tell that your store, PECS, has the right backbone behind it.

[liquorstoredaughter]

Surely, this person can't be freaky enough to take her up on such an absurd offer, so she decides to taunt him.

Only if you promise to put me out of my misery afterwards and step on me.

[pitchblackpig]

Lolololol, what a disgusting, slime-encrusted slug you are. My magnificence will step on you until you admit that you love it. ♥♥

[liquorstoredaughter]

Okay...maybe he was that much of a freak. Time to bail out

Look at the time, I'd better go.

[pitchblackpig]

I'm very interested now. You should brag more.

[pitchblackpig]

A grasshopper, then.

[fistsandfigures]

Damn straight.

[itscatherinebitch]

What, you mean spoil the surprise? I think less is more actually. In that, I'll wear less and eliminate the need to tell more. How does that sound?

[mjollthelioness]

Ill show you who the slug is, you strange, disgusting man. My axe comes in one size and your head will come in three.