[Commlink] Query

[pitchblackpig]

I request everyone's three sizes.

Comments

[liquorstoredaughter]

No, none of your business and screw you.

[pitchblackpig]

♥♥ What a cute little slug you are. ♥♥

[liquorstoredaughter]

Exactly. Slugs are not sexy and therefore have no measurements to give. I think this is acceptable.

[pitchblackpig]

♥♥ I want to look at you up close while you drag yourself across the ground like a slug, little humie.

[liquorstoredaughter]

Surely, this person can't be freaky enough to take her up on such an absurd offer, so she decides to taunt him.

Only if you promise to put me out of my misery afterwards and step on me.

[pitchblackpig]

Lolololol, what a disgusting, slime-encrusted slug you are. My magnificence will step on you until you admit that you love it. ♥♥

[liquorstoredaughter]

Okay...maybe he was that much of a freak. Time to bail out

Look at the time, I'd better go.

[mjollthelioness]

Ill show you who the slug is, you strange, disgusting man. My axe comes in one size and your head will come in three.