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[excellenthearing]

Statement: It has come to my attention that there is a distinct need to cull the amount of meatbags in the area designated as 'Asgard'. I would very much like to exercise my primary functions in assisting with such a task.

Addendum: Where are my manners? I am designated HK-47.

Comments

[itsshotime]

Sup, tin man. Welcome to the party. I think you and I will get along juuuuuuuust fine. Culling's a fancy word for murdering, right?

What does HK stand for? pleasebewhatIthinkitmeans.

[excellenthearing]

Answer: Indeed. It is to reduce the population of a wild animal by selective slaughter.

HK stands for Hunter Killer.

Query: Your excitement indicates very good things, meatbag. What do you know of our plethora of potential targets?

[itsshotime]

Some of 'em are girls. One of them is a chair guy I knew before. I'm gonna kill him first.

What's to know, really? I know that they bleed and that I'm bored.

[atopthefoundation]

You may be useful, Sho-kun. May I have a brief word with you?

I have a gift that will increase your killing power.

[seacigs]

You just don't seem like very much fun to bite.