[CommLink] [Niflheim ONLY] Aiyah.

[shampoofu]

Alright, who is strong man and woman? Need to know our strengths when going against enemy.

Weak people confess weakness and avoid trouble or Shampoo make you. No creating extra weaknesses for us if interested in win.

Comments

[insaneclownbossy]

The name's Kefka, court wizard to the Empire of Gestahl.

No, no, wait. Ex-court wizard. Newly minted God of Magic.

Stabbed that old bastard in the kidneys is what I did.

[gorgutzeadunter]

GORGUTZ 'EAD 'UNTER, WARLORD OF ME OWN WAAAGH!!!

WEZ GONNA CRUSH DEM ASGARDIAN GITZ ALL GOOD AN PROPAH!

STICK WIF ME AND ILL SHOW YOU RUNTZ 'OW ITZ DONE!!

[volatileviolet]

Why do you type so obnoxiously? You are expending actual effort to look this ridiculous. Annoying. I would hate to meet you in person.

[gorgutzeadunter]

DIZ IZ A NORMAL TONE OF SPEECH! IT AIN'T ME FAULT NONE AH YAH RUNTZ 'AVE WOT IT TAKEZ TAH SPEAK UP!

[parasitehaze]

Sakura Matou. I know archery and some magic...

[priestofperdition]

As the amazoness says, weakness is no sin. To achieve victory, one must know oneself, correct?

You need not fear to speak honestly. God favors the truthful.

[shampoofu]

You implying she is weak girl? Shampoo think she get meaning.

[parasitehaze]

...

I'm really just good at archery. I'm sorry.

[ignoranceisfatal]

Zed.

I am an assassin capable of wielding my shadow as both a means of assault and mobility.

[shampoofu]

You is very useful, then.

[priestofperdition]

How interesting. I believe our erstwhile comrades were calling out for someone with your skills, Miss Shampoo.

Ah, but where are my manners? My name is Kotomine Kirei. I am an executor of the Holy Church.

[shampoofu]

Shampoo have many skill, it no surprise she is needed.

You is priestman?

Why is priestman on our side?

[thestrongstandabove]

I am Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans.

The only man on their side that should concern you is the one with the black hair and gaudy orange outfit. He is fearsome beyond measure.

[insaneclownbossy]

No, see, I'm on your side, Short Stack. And my hair's not even black!

[shampoofu]

Aiyah! Shampoo already think he very dangerous. Shampoo look out for that one.

[dragonbornjhanra]

I am Jhanra. I slay tyrants, giants, beasts, dragons, gods and anyone else who stands in my way.

[shampoofu]

You hunt demons? Shampoo hear of clients willing to pay for cooked demons.

[thebestfirstimpression]

YA BOY GUZMA, THE HATED BOSS WHO BEATS YOU DOWN, AND BEATS YOU DOWN, AND NEVER LETS UP!

[volatileviolet]

Your username was a mistake.

[crookedcop]

Tohru Adachi. I'm a cop - if investigations were necessary, then maybe I could help with something. Otherwise...

[itsshotime]

I SMELL THE DISTINCT FOUL ODOR OF SHITTY TIES AND SHITTIER LIES!!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง

YOU'RE AN EX-COP, CABBAGEHEAD! AND YOU BEAT MY ASS!(ง •̀_•́)ง(ง •̀_•́)ง(ง •̀_•́)ง

[crookedcop]

And we have the combat junkie scarecrow with zero brains on our side. Great.

Could you at least learn to shut up?

[itsshotime]

CAN I? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ONE COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO GOT "CANNED" THEMSELVES, HA!

I'm SHO MINAZUKI, PUN SMASHER AND SKULL CRUSHER!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH!

[crookedcop]

Look at the scarecrow, trying to overcompensate without his 'buddy' with him.

[trophyeve]

Lord Dio would also like it said that he is present here. He seems really strong and amazing.

Um...as for me, I'm Yui Komori. According to Shampoo, I'm a "weak girl."

[volatileviolet]

Yui-san.

[trophyeve]

Oh! Kanato-kun! I...I didn't know you were here.

Did you just arrive? Have you been here all along?

[shampoofu]

Not so useful if he need weak girl speaking for him.

Weak girl noted. Keep house clean for important people.

[seacigs]

I'm just an orca wandering through.

[shampoofu]

...You is making fun. Just say if weak or useful.

[seacigs]

Making fun? Hmm.

Well, either way. I'm useful.