[CommLink] Greetings and Salutations

[composedechoes]

I have very little interest in what words you willingly waste amongst yourselves. It is clear to my ears already that not a single one of you is a passionate musician or dancer. Without a soul for music, I have no interest in you lot.

Still, I advise every single one of you against searching too deeply in places clearly meant for the privacy of one. Should you gain an inkling of my humble abode and keep the knowledge to yourself, as well as cease from exploring further - so be it.

Invade my privacy and you will find yourself in a much more deadly predicament - for I am a born inventor of torture, not simply some beast feeding its belly when it preys!

You Have Been Warned,
O.G.

Comments

[isuckatbaseball]

Did you really sign this as "original gangsta?" You're like 80.

[myown]

I can sing.

[composedechoes]

And what, pray tell, do you sing? Gounod? Boito? Bizet? Bellini? Mozart? Offenbach? Rossini? Wagner?

My dear madamoiselle, anyone can claim to sing. It is rarely the case, however, that one can truly sing.

[myown]

I do sing Universe, occasionally, but usually I just sing what comes to mind.

I also play violin, in which case I'm partial to Vivaldi.

[windlistener]

My dear, venerable man, if you are looking for students, why didn't you say so? There's no need to be so coarse and unfriendly. I happened to be an accomplished dancer, you know.

[composedechoes]

A dancer? No, no, no, I require one who wishes to be one with...

Hm. Yes, I suppose you could very well do as a substitute in the meantime. Tell me your skills in dance, girl.

[windlistener]

I am experienced in Ballet and Ballroom dancing, the first of which I have a particular knack for with my flexibility.

...however, there are times I let the elemental spirit that lies within me become free and dance with my instincts, sometimes not even touching the ground.