[Commlink] Reminder.

[fistsandfigures]

While our lovely serving staff explains its services, I suppose now's a good a time as any to reiterate my own.

As I demonstrated in the fisticuffs event, I am nothing less than formidable. I've also decided to reinstate a bodyguard service to supply a demand I think may be needed in the following months. Remember, you can never be too safe.

This brings my current repertoire to:

1. Bodyguarding and Escort Services. 10-50 droplets, case-by-case, currently on sale.

Get-acquainted prices are up right now, so get 'em while they're hot.

2. Weapon improvement. 20 droplets per liquid ounce.

I still have quite a bit of my materials, and I'll say again that they can make anything metallic more durable, more lethal, and more efficient with minimal additional weight, less than half an ounce of liquid material per kilogram.

3. Economic services. 10-20 droplets, case-by-case.

I know we're not all geniuses here, and I can also offer you a cut of my profits if you think you can contribute to our cause here at PECs.

Comments

[excellenthearing]

Query: What must I do to ensure you save enough of this...liquid weapon improvement so that I may purchase a very large quantity of it as soon as I procure the necessary monetary value?

[itsshotime]

I want more kill on my swords.

[futuredisappointments]

Not sure I should be saying this, but her prices are pretty fair and that tungsten stuff is no joke.

So, uh, recommended I guess? Not like I can yelp review her or something.

[blades_of_mercy]

These are excellent services. I may have you take a look at my firearm some time, once I can save up the droplets.

You seem an accomplished tinkerer as well. Would you also be able to craft ammunition? With quicksilver?

[seacigs]

You don't really have anything that's useful for me.

Anything secret in your bag of goodies for an orca?