[Commlink] Reminder.

[fistsandfigures]

While our lovely serving staff explains its services, I suppose now's a good a time as any to reiterate my own.

As I demonstrated in the fisticuffs event, I am nothing less than formidable. I've also decided to reinstate a bodyguard service to supply a demand I think may be needed in the following months. Remember, you can never be too safe.

This brings my current repertoire to:

1. Bodyguarding and Escort Services. 10-50 droplets, case-by-case, currently on sale.

Get-acquainted prices are up right now, so get 'em while they're hot.

2. Weapon improvement. 20 droplets per liquid ounce.

I still have quite a bit of my materials, and I'll say again that they can make anything metallic more durable, more lethal, and more efficient with minimal additional weight, less than half an ounce of liquid material per kilogram.

3. Economic services. 10-20 droplets, case-by-case.

I know we're not all geniuses here, and I can also offer you a cut of my profits if you think you can contribute to our cause here at PECs.

Comments

[excellenthearing]

Query: What must I do to ensure you save enough of this...liquid weapon improvement so that I may purchase a very large quantity of it as soon as I procure the necessary monetary value?

[fistsandfigures]

Coy response: You're gonna need a pretty substantial down payment to convince me to hold onto...however much product you want me to sit on.

Real response: I've got plenty to work with, but I might be persuaded to reserve you some. Given you've just got here, maybe I could make use of your primary functions as a means of payment? You seem very capable.

[itsshotime]

I want more kill on my swords.

[fistsandfigures]

Can do.

[futuredisappointments]

Not sure I should be saying this, but her prices are pretty fair and that tungsten stuff is no joke.

So, uh, recommended I guess? Not like I can yelp review her or something.

[fistsandfigures]

💗 💗 Free advertising is alllllllllllways welcome, sweetheart. 💗 💗

You heard it here first, folks. Cheap, reasonable, effective. Portable Economic Services.

[blades_of_mercy]

These are excellent services. I may have you take a look at my firearm some time, once I can save up the droplets.

You seem an accomplished tinkerer as well. Would you also be able to craft ammunition? With quicksilver?

[fistsandfigures]

Probably. I'd just have to dig around for the materials.

Gonna have to show me what kinda stuff your gun takes, though.

[seacigs]

You don't really have anything that's useful for me.

Anything secret in your bag of goodies for an orca?

[fistsandfigures]

I think you already know what other kinds of services I offer, beast.~