[CommLink] Is this a thing?

[bigheartedlech]

It seems like the thing to do is announce yourself when you show up, so I guess I'm going to say hi too.

My name's Araragi. Immortal college student. Nice to meet you all.

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[quackasmile]

I'm Duck! Nice to meet you!

[bigheartedlech]

Nice to meet you too, Duck.

[livedforyoursins]

Don't drink all the coffee in the kitchen.

Name's Arisato. Welcome.

[trophyeve]

Hello! Welcome!

[bigheartedlech]

You are cute enough to make a girlfriend worry about her partner.

[pillageroftwilight]

Akira Kurusu.

Immortal part sounds convenient, especially with what we're dealing with.

[bigheartedlech]

It definitely gives the workload perspective.

[itsshotime]

Immortal, huh?

Want to put that to the "test", college boy? Or are you afraid to get "schooled", HAH! *several pages of skull/crossbones emotes*

[futuredisappointments]

Oh, you have got to be shitting me.

Yup, of course. Couldn't be Naoto, or Yu, or Dojima-san, or even godddamn MITSUO.

Nope, GOTTA be the scarface lunatic who never mentally made it past grade school.

PERFECT. JUST PERFECT.

[bigheartedlech]

Well, look at the bright side. We're all a grade above the problem.

[futuredisappointments]

Please, God, not you too.

[bigheartedlech]

C:

[bigheartedlech]

Is this...the fabled chuuni?

[legitimatebusinessman]

Don't get into too much trouble, Araragi-kun.

Also, assumptions are dangerous. The fabled chuuni might take exception.

[bigheartedlech]

...You?

Really? They chose you?

Now I'm even happier that she isn't here.

[legitimatebusinessman]

Forgive me, but I can't really see how the safety of your significant other would be affected by my war profiteering.

That said, shouldn't I be the least of your worries either way? I'm just here on an altruistic mission for both sides.

[bigheartedlech]

More like she shouldn't be around you at all.



You're troublesome. If it's not her, it's my sister or something else. I doubt you're altruistic by any stretch of the means right now, Kaiki. You're as altruistic as the leaves on a dead tree.

[isuckatbaseball]

Hello. I'm Son Gohan. Superpowered high school student. It's nice to meet you, too, Araragi.

[bigheartedlech]

Superpowered high school student sounds pretty useful, Son-kun, considering the situation.

[isuckatbaseball]

Immortality has its perks, too.