[CommLink] Is this a thing?

[bigheartedlech]

It seems like the thing to do is announce yourself when you show up, so I guess I'm going to say hi too.

My name's Araragi. Immortal college student. Nice to meet you all.

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[bigheartedlech]

Is this...the fabled chuuni?

[legitimatebusinessman]

Don't get into too much trouble, Araragi-kun.

Also, assumptions are dangerous. The fabled chuuni might take exception.

[bigheartedlech]

...You?

Really? They chose you?

Now I'm even happier that she isn't here.

[legitimatebusinessman]

Forgive me, but I can't really see how the safety of your significant other would be affected by my war profiteering.

That said, shouldn't I be the least of your worries either way? I'm just here on an altruistic mission for both sides.

[bigheartedlech]

More like she shouldn't be around you at all.



You're troublesome. If it's not her, it's my sister or something else. I doubt you're altruistic by any stretch of the means right now, Kaiki. You're as altruistic as the leaves on a dead tree.